Worst Jokes Ever
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.