Worst Jokes Ever
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.