Worst Jokes Ever
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.