Worst Jokes Ever
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'