Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.