Worst Jokes Ever
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.