Worst Jokes Ever
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.