What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
