What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? - she comes home with sparkles on her face
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
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Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
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"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
