What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Who is my favorite underground rapper XXX tentacion
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
