Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.