Worst Jokes Ever
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.