Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS