Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
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What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
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What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
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Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
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My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
