I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
