Worst Jokes Ever
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Ummmm 67.
One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
One hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.