Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
