Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"