Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.