Worst Jokes Ever
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Rip Juice WRLD.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.