We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
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What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?š¤£
Wives are like Grenadeās. Pull the ring and the house is gone
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming āIām Wei Tu Yungā like I was supposed to know the name.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjustu
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
My mom died when we couldnāt remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to ābe positive,ā but itās hard without her.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
