Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What do you call a cute door?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.