Worst Jokes Ever
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.