How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers
