Worst Jokes Ever
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)