Worst Jokes Ever
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.