Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."