What did one orphan say to the other orphan
Get in the bat mobile robin
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
Your forehead is so big you got an 8 head.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine ๐ (Credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow ๐ฎ
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self
SUIIIII
โwhatโs that on your wrist?โ โim a cutting board. duhโ
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? one of them gets picked.
My mom said take out the trash but I couldn't find u
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
