Worst Jokes Ever

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

A: Because he got hit by a bus.

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head N Shoulders.