Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.