Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.