Worst Jokes Ever
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.