Worst Jokes Ever

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

You're so hot!

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I put the fun in funeral.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Uber driver: .........

Me: .........

Uber driver: .........

Me: 5 stars.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.