Worst Jokes Ever
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Can I get a HOYA?
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
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Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.