Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

Hoi!

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.