Worst Jokes Ever
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.