Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.