Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
What did the start say is Star Trek
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
your mum has balls
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Sonic says, punch an orphan what they gonna do tell their parents;)
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Why where the people in 911 devastated They ordered extra flavoured pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
badminton: your breath is so BAD that you have to take a MINT before you go ON fortnite
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
