Worst Jokes Ever
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
My anus smells.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
qwertyuiol.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Kingly discussion?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What goes inside and comes out wet?