Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't Asians do word searches?

They can't see the words.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Why was Santa happy?

Because he had 3 hoes.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?

The drawer has papers.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Ma name is Bendover.

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.