Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”