Worst Jokes Ever

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.