Worst Jokes Ever
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Isac, I suck deez nuts!