Worst Jokes Ever
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.