Worst Jokes Ever
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?