Worst Jokes Ever
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.