Worst Jokes Ever
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Anyone remember the following?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2