What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Worst Jokes Ever
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
