You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Worst Jokes Ever
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
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