Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
My anus smells.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
qwertyuiol.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.