Worst Jokes Ever
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
My name is Giselle.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Delyla is a bitch.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.