What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance? They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
I would like to tell more jokes about 911 but they always crash and burn
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
If the USA is so good.
Why did they make a USB 🤔🤔
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu
Haway Five O
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
You: you are such a flick pain. Me: you are flick pain to my sight
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
why cant orphans be gay, they have nobody to call daddy
