Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
My name is Giselle.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.