Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!