Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Long live the queeโOh wait...
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Dee.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Iโm in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...