How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
Whatâs Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
your life
Whoâs never the last man standingâSteven hawking
An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks âwhy did u do that?â The Asian says âthere are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks âwhy did u do that?â The Frenchmen replies âthere are plenty of them where we come fromâ. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked âwhy did u do that?â The Aussie then replies âthere are plenty of them where we come fromâ
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
How do chinese people play in spy?
They cant
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said âWell, when life gives you lemons!â
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
my life
kill me pls
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
I fell down yesterday
My ceiling isnât the best⊠But itâs up there!!!
Two cats called â1,2,3â & âun,deux,troisâ had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
When I go to bed⊠my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick⊠and beats me with it.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
of course Jesus wasnât a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!