How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them

What’s Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels

I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

your life

Who’s never the last man standing—Steven hawking

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

How do chinese people play in spy?

They cant

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said “Well, when life gives you lemons!”

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.

my life

kill me pls

Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8

I fell down yesterday

My ceiling isn’t the best… But it’s up there!!!

Two cats called ‘1,2,3’ & ‘un,deux,trois’ had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

When I go to bed… my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick… and beats me with it.

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

of course Jesus wasn’t a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!