What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
a funny joke is not funny after Laughing because then it becomes a porn hub
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
what is the difference between an orphan and a criminal
criminals are wanted
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Your so fat when you say the n word boogers come out
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
slay
Why do orphans only have iphone xr? because they don't home buttons
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
my dad was in the plane in 911 and he was the smart one that convinced everyone he said. were fucked
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
