Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Worst Jokes Ever
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom.
Your dad!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
