Worst Jokes Ever
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?