Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
