Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
what movie do orphans hate : home
I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
The emo kid tried to give the tree high five but the tree left him hanging.
l like ur mom naked
why are orphans so bad at baseball. because they can't find home
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend
As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"
Helllo. What can I get you a knife mustard Marella gorilla
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Kill yourself in anyway. Im killing myself the HIGHway.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water.
Because their dad never came back with the milk🥛😂🤣
