Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.