Paedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

what gay PURDGAY

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

What is a mexican’s favorite sport? Cross Country

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want

When you have a gun in you hand

why was the milky way remembered… because its… DELICIOUS!

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

A kid in the hospital says his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”

what do you call people that make retarded jokes

you

What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus

I’m 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with “you’re a paedophile!” and “you sick F…!” Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!

A kid in the hospital asks his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”

give a man a fish feed him for a day

give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

He asked for a shot of beer?? He got shot and killed

How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.