Yo mama’s so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn’t want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings
how did you get that? used your life savings
What is the reason for the first time since I’ve seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass…
Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico
i have a dad
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
duha is gay hahahahahaha
mikey dont clean his foreskin dude straight gay
You want to hear a joke? You…
what do you call people that make retarded jokes
Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause f... you that’s why
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
Max’s joke is literally a joke
i7keeli lamma bi5las your storage
what is the definition of GAY
what do you call a twinkie with two pairs of pants? double trousers