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Yo mama’s so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn’t want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings

how did you get that? used your life savings



What is the reason for the first time since I’ve seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass…

Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico

i have a dad

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.


Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

duha is gay hahahahahaha

mikey dont clean his foreskin dude straight gay

You want to hear a joke? You…

what do you call people that make retarded jokes


Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause f... you that’s why

Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8

Max’s joke is literally a joke

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what is the definition of GAY

Thunwa :D

what do you call a twinkie with two pairs of pants? double trousers