Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
Sonic says: If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
why was the Pakistani bomber angry since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain
why was the pubg player sad
since all, he's friends went to school while he went to pokichini
What do you call a sad porno? A tear jerker
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee. Sadly my buddy won her heart But I got her leg
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Y'all mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
Should I burn heaven?
