Worst Jokes Ever

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

What’s an orphan's favorite beer?

Foster's.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

So Mungus.