Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!