Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them

I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked

Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy. Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together. Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day. The end.