Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

...Because there's always a cast!

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.