Worst Jokes Ever
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Do a neck reveal.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."