why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
I would make a joke about America... However the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why was the orphans first phone a xr
Coz it hAd no home button
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
imagine. kobe could not
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy. Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together. Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day. The end.
Why can't orphans score in baseball? - They can't find home.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house