Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
technoblade never got a wife
Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?
Apples get picked.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
2 times 4 equals 18
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Whats the diffrence between MJ and myself? Nothing at all.
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
what do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? they both light up the class room🤡💀
