Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Purple.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.