My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
Worst Jokes Ever
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
