What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of β¨peopleβ¨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
