They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat beltš
9/11 2001... that day was fireš„
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Whats the diffrence between MJ and myself? Nothing at all.
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
what do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? they both light up the class roomš¤”š
passjoke
Your hairline is so far back that the united states got a front row seat
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
can we stop talking about 9/11 my dad died man but he was a good pilot
My sisterās birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
