Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Australian

    • An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

    So I told him he was on my cock.

    (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

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    • Tic Tac

    • I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

    It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

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    • People

    • There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

    First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

    Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

    And throws the White man off of the building.

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    • House Party

    • House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

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    • School

    • My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

    "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

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