Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.