Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Alpha Kenny body?
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........