Worst Jokes Ever
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀