Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?