Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.