Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.