Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
were are my balls down in your mom
What is the Sexiest Animal alive?The Βυττerfly
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
panera bread
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
ily
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
