Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!