Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.