Worst Jokes Ever
Buy KFC or else.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!