Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\