Worst Jokes Ever
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.