Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖