Heaven is like university, no one get in
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
When your lonely watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
What did Osama have? Two Boeings and a dream
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
Why can’t an orphan play GTA Bc there not wanted
what is the difference between fortnite and pubg
idk
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
