Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dadβ€”oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.