Worst Jokes Ever
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Five more days.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?