What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
