Worst Jokes Ever

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was Mrs. Claus upset?

Because Santa only comes once a year.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.