Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.