Worst Jokes Ever

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!