Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!