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What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfuckerđthat didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
Your hairline caused the solar flare
I see a worm oh no its just your hairline
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnât see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? âIâm looking for the man who shot my paw!â
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatâs red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatâs the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
.... ,I'm gay
A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes
Balls maker
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
Why does fallout look like Ohio â ď¸
Bro why does Ohio look like fallout 4
What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes
what do get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus i lick a lot of pussy
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
