Worst Jokes Ever
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!