Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.