Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).