Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Black Panther every cops worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man
He's not really dead, his update failed.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Haha
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.