Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.