Worst Jokes Ever

What's an orphan's least favorite store?

Home Depot.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Tell who we are.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.