Worst Jokes Ever

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

Dee.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.