Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
š£: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
why did the dick suck my ass, they died
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
Dont worry the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
If I was an object in this world Iād be a glass! Because if you leave me when Iām too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder š¤
When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx š¤£
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." š
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
