Worst Jokes Ever
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.