Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.