Worst Jokes Ever
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!