Worst Jokes Ever

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Six, seven.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬

Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.