Worst Jokes Ever
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.