Zoophilia jokes

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.