Yur jokes

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

you.

Bunger.

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.

Yurrrrrrr?

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)