Yur jokes

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

Curry.

you.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Bunger.