Yours jokes

Minister

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What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Hairline

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Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Momma

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Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Mum

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Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Girl

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Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Orphan

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Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Orphan

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Number

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If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Tower

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Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.