YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
Your mama so fat when she put a leg in the car da wheels deflated
Your mama so fat juptier is small are then here
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, "sorry you've had enough mam"
your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.