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Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company

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Yo mama so young that people mistake her for your sister.

Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you she wrote you a note to give to the principal.

Yo mama so white that she farts chalk.

Yo mama so white that during winter she is invisible.

Yo mama so white that she bleeds snow.

Yo mama do white that when you turn on the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so weak that she got killed by a Nerf Gun.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders for the first time they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches Teen Titans Go they go away.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is blurred on her ID card.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went into the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason SpiderMan wears a mask.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason seagulls never stop flying.

Yo mama so ugly that when she played Five Nights at Freddy’s Freddy and his friends hide from her.

Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs would jump her.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in Nevada and landed in Maine.

Yo mama so tall Godzilla was her pet lizard l.

Yo mama so tall that she went swimming in the ocean and it only came up to her ankles.

Yo mama so tall that a giraffe saw her and fell in love with her.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple Store to get a Big Mac.

Yo mama so stupid she thought The Outsiders was about the great outdoors.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter.

Yo mama so strong that she can drink Nutella through a straw.

Yo mama so strong that she can blow bubbles with Jolly Ranchers.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them.

Yo mama so strong that she got arrested for shoplifting.

Yo mama so strict that she put Godzilla and Kong in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so strict that she punished Catholic Nuns.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before during and after dark.

Yo mama so strict that enforced a curfew for the whole neighborhood.