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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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can she drive tho

That is so mean

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Yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scale and it said “to be continued”.

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Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said that she wanted the one on the roof.