Joke

Yo mama so angry she drinks to forget about your dad.

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.

Yo mama so mean that the McDonald’s she works at won’t even serve her happy meals.

Yo mama so old that they did not teach math when she was in school.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and everyone thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for one of Santa’s elves.

Yo mama so tall that she gets mistaken for a giraffe.

Yo mama so ugly that her reflection quit.

Yo mama so scary that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.