Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your Mama So Fat
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Explanation
This is a classic 'yo mama' joke, where the humor comes from exaggerating how fat the person's mother is. In this case, it's so extreme that even bears, known for their love of food, are scared she might eat all of theirs, causing them to hide their own food from her.
EastboundLanes
Yo mama so angry she drinks to forget about your dad.
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Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
HurtThisAss
Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
NotNow
Yo mama so mean that the McDonald’s she works at won’t even serve her happy meals.
CryingOverNothing
Yo mama so old that they did not teach math when she was in school.
MurderMyPussy
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to eat Eminem.
DoneWithMyLife
Yo mama so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and everyone thought she was pregnant.
Wagner
Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for one of Santa’s elves.
KingOfTheHouse
Yo mama so tall that she gets mistaken for a giraffe.
ThornPicker
Yo mama so ugly that her reflection quit.
AssLicker
Yo mama so scary that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
PoopEater
Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.