Yo mamaβs so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms.
She was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time
yo mama so fat she went to space and there was no space left
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
