Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.