Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.