Wristwatch jokes
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"