Wreckage jokes
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
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Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more