i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? because it is called worst jokes ever
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
What's the single worst terrestrial species? HUMANS OBVIOUSLY.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
what is the worst player in basketball lebron james
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
