Woof jokes

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.

The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."

"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."

"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He wanted to be a woofer.

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"