Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
