Canine Jokes

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive