Canine jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.