Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: βThis essay youβve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.β
βOf course it is,β said Johnny. βItβs the same dog.β
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. π
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog π? Today is the night I can drive.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.