Canine jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What has a dog?
People.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
staring into the sun!
