Canine

Canine Jokes

Dog

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.

Memes

Essay

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: β€œThis essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

β€œOf course it is,” said Johnny. β€œIt’s the same dog.”

Dog

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. πŸ˜€

Dog

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog πŸ•? Today is the night I can drive.