Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles
