Woof memes
ben woof
Jokes
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.