Womens rights jokes
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Women’s rights.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Feminism.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Women's rights.
