Womens rights jokes
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Woman do have rights!
Women's rights.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Feminism.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Women’s rights.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."