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Winnie

Anonymous · 3 years ago
    • A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."
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    • Word

    Blach66.1 · 3 years ago
    • Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.
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    • Infidelity

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.
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    Hot pocket

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.
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    • Relationship

    The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago
    • The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.
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    • Religion

    Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • Shitpost-master general

    In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."
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    • Patience

    GG Miller · 3 years ago

    • tryna catch a body??

    The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."
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