Why jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.