Why jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.