Whos jokes
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!