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Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

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    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Atch.

    Atch who?

    Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Maserati.

    Maserati who?

    Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

    I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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    • A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."

    Who said that?

    Me: Knock, knock.

    Teacher: Who is there?

    Me: Boo.

    Teacher: Boo who?

    Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

    Teacher: ......

    Me: Aw man, detention again.