Whore jokes

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Girls are whores.

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"

Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.