Whore jokes
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Girls are whores.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.