What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
White Vans Jokes
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
